Lakers starting own networks

One English, one en Espanol. Off over-the-air.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-time-warner-20110216,0,3790707.story

 

After all, it worked so well with NBC and Notre Dame. [/bluefont]

 

Lakers Network Program Lineup

Noon - Define Rape

2 p.m. - Hide Ya Kids and Really Hide Ya Wife: It's the Nick Van Exel Show

3 p.m. - Yoga Time with Phil Jackson

4:30 p.m. - Sports Science Wilt Chamberlain Edition (In this episode of sports science, analysts and scientists use evidence and expert testimony to determine how many women Wilt Chamberlain has slept with.)

5 p.m. - Myth Busters (The folks at Myth Busters start where Sports Science left off to determine if Wilt Chamberlain did in fact invent a new STD.)

6 p.m. - Tyler Perry's Meet the Buss'.

6:30 p.m. - NBA Inside Stuff with Ahmad Rashad

7 p.m. - 6 a.m. - Star Trek The Next Generation

6 a.m. - The Ron Artest Morning Show

8 a.m. - Lakers Top-10. A countdown of Andrew Bynum's 10 greatest knee injuries

9 a.m. - Noon - Keeping up with Kardashians

1 p.m. - Around the Horn Lakers Edition : Tony Reali leads a group of journalists as they discuss whether Magic Johnson has AIDS or not.

2 p.m. - Afternoon Matinee Double Feature: Kazaam

4 p.m. - VH1 Behind the Music: Ron Artest's Rap Career

5 p.m. - 1 a.m. - Jack Nicholson movie block hosted by Jack Nicholson

1 a.m. - Buddhist Living with your host Phil Jackson

2 a.m. - Lakers Top-10 - A countdown of Kobe Bryant's 10 best Pump Fakes of All-Time

3 a.m. - Hangtime

4 a.m. - No Ordinary Family: The Ron Artest Reality show

 

The Dodgers could join the new network in 2014 after their existing TV deal expires.

 

Add "Divorce Court" to Mustang's programming list.

 

Yeah? Well, Donald Sterling is about to sign a deal with the Lifetime Movie Network for the exclusive rights to Clippers broadcasts. Check and mate.

 

When does "Phil Jackson's Book Club" air?

And how is the Behind the Music on Ron Artest's rap career going to fill an hour?

 

Hope they got the paperwork signed before the Cavs beat them.

 

What about "Dance Fever" starring Mark Madsen?

 

How about the daily 30-minute segment on analyzing Vic The Brick's lip prints on Kobe's ass. And, how Vic determines Kobe and Lamar's nutritional intake via their farts. He's the first one to know whenever they pass gas.

 

Secrets to a Successful Marriage hosted by James Worthy and Michael Cooper