Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you: The Worst Movie Trailer of ALL TIME

Holy crap is that awful. Dwayne Johnson still has a chance to have a career as a legitimate actor, but he has got to stop making shit like that or he'll never get work doing anything else. Then again, maybe he's happy taking his $10 million Disney checks and not doing anything too demanding.

 

This trailer fails the "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" test.

Hang in there for the ending, because it is epic.

 

That's freaking amazing.

 

Vince McMahon thoroughly enjoyed that trailer.
One day, movies like that will turn Dwayne Johnson back into The Rock.

 

I just saw the shark eat a plane and spoil its appetite before eating the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

But the difference here is, that movie was made FOR the cheese factor. It's like Snakes on a Plane in that regard. If you go to see that, you know it's going to suck balls.

The Tooth Fairy was made as a legit movie for kids. It's going to probably make at least $20 million.

Comparing the two is like comparing apples and cement. They serve different purposes.

And, based on the trailers, which would you rather see? I'd much rather see the Shark vs. Octopus movie than the Rock playing a fucking tooth fairy.

 

So did I.

Was going to post it the other day and thought, "Nah, just a huge waste of time".

I always love this idea that you can take an absolutely ridiculous premise and say, "It's OK, it's a kid's movie. Kids are stupid"

All I know is that if my kids were still ten years old, they'd mock the shit out of that trailer

 

God, I hope so.

 

I'm sorry ... what the hell was that?

 

This wins. All-time worst. Ever.
http://www.trailerspy.com/trailer/3135/gooby--Trailer

 

But, but, the Houston Film Festival and Dove Foundation just loved it!

 

Christ on a crutch. Even if there was anything good about the movie, that costume is so preposterous it's impossible to take seriously.