Klingon sword used in 7-Eleven robberies

Because if they'd let him use their "cloaking device," like he asked, he wouldn't have needed the sword, 'cause, you know, he'd be like, invisible, the way I wanted to be when I had to admit to mom I'd left my retainer on the school cafeteria tray and accidently thrown it out again ...

 

"...to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly knock over convenience stores.."
Doesn't ring the same.

 

To be a thief is not honorable so no Klingon would.. well, unless he was a member of that PetaQ House of Duras....

 

Luckily, the store was equipped with highly trained attack animals.

 

"Empty the damn register. Give me all your pocket calculators and Juicy Fruit, too."

 

It would have been more entertaining if he came looking like this:

 

Live long and pilfer, boys.

Live long and pilfer.

 

Is it wrong that I just realized they misspelled the name of the weapon? (Bathleth not Batleth)

 

If its wrong, I don't want to be right.
No, wait, that's not right either.

 

Resistance is futile!