King of the Hill-Simpsons

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Top Simpsons quotes.

No.5 had me lol'ing.

Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

 

Any KOTH episode with Dale is hilarious. Can't get enough of his idiotic comments.

 

Some more that I am now reminded of.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

 

I never thought I'd tell someone else on this site that they need to get a life.

 

Kinda makes you feel like yourself, eh?

 

NOEL: That laugh. That's the laugh. That's it. You're the one.

ELAINE: No, no. It was an accident. It really wasn't my fault. It was Jerry. Jerry put a Pez dispenser on my leg.

NOEL: You put a Pez dispenser on her leg during my recital?.

JERRY: I didn't know she would laugh.

NOEL: You lied to me George, you lied to me.

GEORGE: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? ... Where are you going?

NOEL: I ... am breaking up ... with you!

GEORGE: You can't break up with me. I've got hand.

NOEL: And you're going to need it.

 

Yeah, I'm laugh out louding too.

 

The KOTH episode where Ladybird was going deaf was a sad one.

 

He went to the same school as me, dude.

 

"But I don't even believe in Jebus!."

"SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!"

Or Behind the Laughter, that was a great episode too.

 

Don't let little ol' me offend you. It's all good.

 

KOTH begins and ends with the episode 'Ho Yeah!'. Snoop Dogg plays a pimp trying to get back his ho, Renee Zelwegger, who turns Hank into her pimp as he drives around in Cotton's Caddy.