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King Bubbler

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Ladies and gentlemen ...
    Fellow Americans ...
    Lady Americans ...

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    This is James Brown ...
    I want to talk to you ...
    About ...
    One our most ...
    deadly ...
    killers ...
    in the country today.
    I had a dream the other night ...
    And I ...
    was sitting in my living room ...
    dozed off to sleep ...
    So I start to dreamin' ...
    I dreamed I walked into a place ...
    And I saw a real strange, weird object ...
    Standing up...
    Talking to the people ...
    And I found out it was Bubbler ...
    That deadly drug that go in your veins ...
    He said ...
    I came to this country without a passport ...
    Ever since then ...
    I've been hunted and sought ...
    My little white grains are nuthin' but waste ...
    Soft and deadly ...
    And bitter to taste ...
    But I'm a world of power ...
    And all know it's true ...
    Use me once ...
    And you'll know it too ...
    I can make a mere schoolboy forget his books ...
    I can make a world-famous beauty ...
    Neglect her looks.
    I can make a good man forsake his wife ...
    Send a greedy man to prison ...
    For the rest of his life ...
    I can make a man forsake his country and flag ...
    Make a girl sell her body ...
    For a five dollar bag ...
    Some think my adventure's a joy and a thriller ...
    But I'll put a gun in your hand ...
    And make you a killer ...
    In cellophane bags I've found my way ...
    To heads of state ...
    To children at play ...
    I'm financed in China ...
    Ran in Japan ...
    I'm respected in Turkey ...
    And I'm legal in Siam.
    I take my addicts and make them steal ...
    borrow ...
    beg.
    Then they search for a vein ...
    In their arm or their leg ...
    So be you Italian ...
    Jewish ...
    Black or Mex ...
    I can make the most virile of men ...
    Forget their sex.
    So now ...
    No my man ...
    You must do your best ...
    To keep up your habit ...
    Until your arrest ...
    Now the police have taken you ...
    From under my wing ...
    Do you think they dare defy me, I who am king?
    Naw.
    Now you must lie in that county jail ...
    Where I can't get to you ...
    by visit or mail.
    So squirm ...
    With discomfort ...
    Wiggle and cough ...
    Six days of madness?
    Heh, You might throw me off.
    Curse me in name!
    Defy me in speech!
    But you'd pick me up right now ...
    If I were in your reach.
    All through your sentence ...
    You've become resolved to your fate ...
    Hear now!
    Young man or woman ...
    I'll be waiting at the gate ...
    Don't be afraid, don't run ...
    I'm not chased ...
    Sure my name is Bubbler ...
    But you'll be back for a taste ...
    Behold!
    You're hooked ...
    Your foot is in the stirrup ...
    And make
    haste ...
    MOUNT the steed ...
    And ride him WELL.
    For the white horse of Bubbler ...
    Will ride you to HELL!
    To HELL!
    Will ride you to HELL!
    Until you are ...
    DEAD!
    Dead, brother ...
    DEAD!
    This is a revolution of the mind ...
    Get your mind together ...
    And away from Bubbler.
    That's the man.
    Fellas! Fellas!
     
  2. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    I bet Ronnie is going to be pissed that he only gets to be methadone.
     
  3. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    It's a man's man's man's world...

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  4. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Some like'em fat, some like'em tall
    Some like'em short, skinny legs and all
    I like'em dead, huh, I like'em rotted
    And when they walk
    You know I have shot it
    See, you got to have a dead deer for me
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bubbler
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    The deer over there with the rigor mortis on ... huh!
    She can do the chicken ... all night long
    The deer over there with the rigor mortis on ... unh!
    She can do the Funky Broadway ... all night long
    The doe over THERE ... with the rigor mortis on
    Filthy MacNAS-TEH ...
    All night long ...
     
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