Kids, their disgusting table manners and neglectful parents

I don't like to cut all of my meat up before I begin eating it. It makes it lose heat much faster. Besides, I eat my steaks medium rare, so it's already predestined to be harboring less heat.

As for manners, I can't stand it when someone within earshot is smacking loudly as they eat with their mouth open. It's not that damn hard to chew with your mouth closed. If I can teach a two year old to do it, I'm sure someone older can handle it.

 

The blogger in question is the features editor of the Houston Chronicle.

(Doesn't really add anything to the conversation, just fyi.)

 

Seriously, children treat the waitstaff like dirt?

What do 8-year-olds do? Yell, "Hey, asshole. Get me some more friggin bread?"

And if someone from Houston goes into fits seeing people eat with their fingers, he/she must not get out much.

 

I wonder if this guy has ever been to Hooters. Can you imagine eating Hooters wings with a knife and fork?

Hell, I've mastered holding on to the pointy end of the wing and pulling the two little bones out of the meaty part with one twist. Imagine if he saw me doing that.

 

Amen. It's not a shovel and there's a reason why the fork is placed on the left side of the plate.

Sigh ...

I have tattoos.

 

Heh.

 

Who you callin' old?

 

I miss that place. The jalapeno chili cheese fries are amazing.

 

Your face.

 

Bring it on, bitch.