Kenny Rogers making threats

i think sports pickle is pretty funny. i usually skim the headlines every now and then. it has funny polls on the home page, too. sure, the onion is better but pickle puts out a high quality product.

 

So they were just jerkin my gherkin?

 

Shit. I picked up a story off their site today. Just sort of figured AP would have picked it up too. That's going to be one long correction.

 

Is it possible that Rogers is actually eating the pine tar too?

 

Kenny Rogers is so out of his mind, he might just be using it as a lubricant.

 

Let's pretend that Bill is an actual reporter and has some basis for making a very serious charge.

 

That was funnier than anything I read in the latest Sports Pickle.

 

I am willing to bet that MLB would not do anything to Rogers if he was found to be taking steroids any way. Most likely he is not using steroids but using HGH instead. HGH increases your vision helps you lose some weight and increases velocity.

 

Why?

 

And if I could move I'd get my gun
And put her in the ground

Oh, the OTHER Kenny Rogers is making threats.

 

So is Kenny Rogers the new Chuck Norris?

 

Seriously - where were these questions when Verducci wrote his suck up to Rocket stories -- complete quotes from Clemens Trainer ( dealer ) Brian Mcnamee?