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Ken Lay: Where's the body?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Jul 11, 2006.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I was told last Thursday that Ken Lay died.

    But I haven't seen a body yet.

    What gives?
  2. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    He's babysitting Suri Cruise Mapother I
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    He's having fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches with Elvis in a diner outside Kalamazoo, Mich.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And they've saved spots for Hendrix and Morrison. Tupac canceled at the last second.
  5. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Yep, Ken offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't want to accept his dirty money, so I passed.
  6. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    John Hinckley is hiding the body to impress Jodi Foster.
  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Tupac stood them up to hang with Abe Vigoda.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Actually, I think they're at a Stuckey's outside of Peoria. My great aunt read it in the Enquirer.
  9. This put me out of my chair and I don't know why.
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    His body is in Tahoe.
  11. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Truth will do that to people.
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    They should string up his body like a Mussolini pinata and let all the old employees he fucked over take a whack at him.
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