Ken Lay: Where's the body?

I was told last Thursday that Ken Lay died.

But I haven't seen a body yet.

What gives?

 

He's babysitting Suri Cruise Mapother I

 

He's having fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches with Elvis in a diner outside Kalamazoo, Mich.

 

And they've saved spots for Hendrix and Morrison. Tupac canceled at the last second.

 

Yep, Ken offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't want to accept his dirty money, so I passed.

 

John Hinckley is hiding the body to impress Jodi Foster.

 

Tupac stood them up to hang with Abe Vigoda.

 

Actually, I think they're at a Stuckey's outside of Peoria. My great aunt read it in the Enquirer.

 

This put me out of my chair and I don't know why.

 

His body is in Tahoe.

 

Truth will do that to people.

 

They should string up his body like a Mussolini pinata and let all the old employees he fucked over take a whack at him.