Ken Jennings: "I was only kidding!"

We would've accepted bow-wow or ruff.

Ahhhh, rough, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.

 

You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Dago mustache and your greasy hair???

 

Write a number, any number, I don't care.

V? Well, yes, V is a number in Roman numerals!

Suck It Trebek.

 

Moo.

No, that's incorrect.

Well, that's the sound your mother made last night.

 

It appears that Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

He he yeah. That's a funny name

 

How about when Burt clicks in to give the answer?

"Yes Burt?"

"What?"

"You clicked in."

"No I didn't."

 

"Yes. You did."

"Well, that's your opinion."

 

Doesn't he make Trebek call him "Turd Ferguson" first.

I thought it went: "Yes, Mr. Reynolds?"

"That's not my name"

(sigh)"OK, Turd Ferguson?"

"Yeah?"

"You buzzed in."

"No, I didn't."

 

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? </cliff>

 

Ken Jennings: "I was only kidding! Part II"

This is real, unblocked and really funny. It also only takes a second.