Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood....

BYH: Yeah, it's the songs from the Coyote Ugly soundtrack that I really liked as well. It was a nice sound for her. And pretty cool when she made the appearance at the end. All the way through the movie, I kept going, "I know who this is...who the hell is this?"

 

The photo I posted of Kelly Clarkson looking like a beached whale in a bikini was less NSFW than this shirtless Charlie Weis, yet Kelly's picture was deleted.

I call sexual discrimination!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/04/kelly-clarkson-bikini-2.jpg

 

I hope this isn't turning into a "wouldn't hit KC crowd."

Unless it means more from me. [/someone who would hit it 3 times a day and 5 times on Sunday]

 

And she's so tight she can't handle the full shocker. Though I haven't gotten through with her yet.

 

(Shhhhh, KP, shhhhhh.)

You're right guys. Kelly is fucking ugly. Hit every branch on the way down of a very tall ugly tree. And man, is she fat! I mean, soooooo heavy! God DAMN! How did she ever become a pop star, being so gosh darn unattractive!


(KP, second post is, wow. Just wow.)

 

I like that "Somethin's gotta give" song LeAnn put out. It's on my iPod and I sing my ass off. Well, because I have 31 candles on my birthday cake...next year.

 

These women might have hit it big anyway, but the built-in audience they get from American Idol is a large part of their success. This year's finalists have a bunch of CDs coming out, and their devoted fans are old enough to buy them the old-fashioned way rather than downloading a song or two to their phones. And there's something fun about Clarkson's accessible attitude.

 

I looked further down that one listed Web site, and here's what I found.



Creepy, eh?

 

Nah ... "Hey Ya!" might be.

 

If you honestly think she looks like a beached whale in that picture, you have problems.

 

Pretty damn good battle, there.

If we're including videos in the argument, "Hey Ya" wins, hands-down. But just on the music, I'd have to go with Clarkson.

 

Never heard a marching band cover "Since U Been Gone." I think Hey Ya! wins it on the final lap.