keepmikeshula.com

Sorry if I am DBing this, but ...
this site is thick with sarcasm, sort of like Stephen Colbert as an Auburn fan.
It's actually run by Auburn fans who have fooled some Alabama fans into thinking it's a serious web site. They've hooked 'em like a fish and they're reeling them in.
www.keepmikeshula.com

 

What's wrong with Mike Shula?

 

Haven't you heard? Chicks dig him, but imagination escapes him.

 

I hadnt heard that...

 

chicks dig him and even Mrs. Horton thinks he's a hottie, but if you get up close, he has little dark hairs growing on the outside of his nose. Not inside, OUTSIDE!
I might not be much of a hottie, but at least I don't have a hairy nose!!!!

 

Mike Shula gets a free pass from half the state of Alabama based on his looks alone.
Caint tell yew how many times I've heard "but Coach Mike is so hot" after Darby is nailed for a two-yard loss...

 

You know something, this is the golden age for Auburn football. They won every game they played in 2004. They might do the same this year, and make it to Fiesta Bowl 2: Electric Boogalo in the process. I know about Shug Jordan and Pat Dye, and Tommy Tuberville still may be the best coach they've ever had. They win games, they have an aesthetically pleasing offense, they put players in the NFL and every time any sort of scandal threatens to erupt, shit never sticks to them. It's the best of times.

And yet for all that, 90%-plus of the fanbase can't just enjoy it for what it is. They always have to benchmark themselves against Alabama. They always have to prove that they "belong," they can't be truly happy unless it's low Tide in Tuscaloosa. Whenever you read their letters to the paper, their blogs and message boards, there's always that obsession with what Bama's up to, what discipline Shula is or isn't handing out, why there are so many Alabama fans who didn't attend the school and a million other pieces of petty bullshit. No matter how great their team does, they will always have that "little brother" inferiority complex, just like their cousins at Florida State, Michigan State and every other "No. 2-in-the-state" school.

Penis envy. An Auburn tradition since 1856.

 

spoken like a true Bammer fan.

 

So some Auburn fans, in the midst of a possible BCS run for their own team, started a web site to document every move of an opposing team's coach?

One word: Yougottabefuckingkiddingme.

 

dot com...

 

Co-worker (and hardcore Bammer) recently said of the Tide head coach:

"My life will be complete when I hear Shula say these words - 'Welcome to Shula's Steakhouse. Our specials tonight are ...' "

 

Sent mom and pops to Shula's this weekend. Said it was top-notch.