Keep IJAG away from sharp objects: Alyssa Milano engaged

Have the Yankees given him a multiyear contract yet?

 

That's supposed to look like a scary clown, right? I just want to make sure I'm not turning into one of those people who sees bad stuff on the ink blot pages.

Edit: For the record, I think all clowns are scary.

 

A tree with major kudzu issues?

 

I see the clown in that clowd... Is he a utility infielder for the Dodgers?

 

Come on, maybe he doesn't mind throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

Dead, Me, the whole shebang.

 

Dude that ugly probably has to have some mad skills or major coin, maybe both, right?

 

Maybe he throws a high hard one...

 

Well, I'd like to say Alyssa is a confident woman, one who wouldn't choose eye candy over anything else. One who would fall in love with a man for his mind, or his sense of humor, or how he treats her.

But yeah, I'm guessing he's got bank.

 

Maybe he's a demon who cast a spell over her... it's happened before.

 

Maybe he's the only agent who will work on her behalf at this point.

 

You're on the newly named "Flash list."