Kansas-Toledo game

That's awesome. I'm never one to use "spits water on screen, omg! lmao!", but that was pretty damn funny.

 

How the fuck does that guy wipe his ass?!?! Seriously!

 

Reach his dick? Hell, he probably hasn't seen the thing since Danny Manning left town.

 

If he's able to reach his dick.......imagine the effort it must take for him to hoist up his gunt to gain access to his schlong?

 

KU tickets for rows 1-10 come with the disclaimer "view may be obstructed.”

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Honestly though ... how does he pee/screw/shit ... it's one of those terrible questions that we don't really want the answer for, but we can't help but asking. If someone goes into detail, it won't be water on my screen ... it'll be dinner.

 

... was a beautiful thing.

 

I think Amstutz scheduled that game to look emaciated compared to Mangino. I hear the Rockets are trying to get Maryland on the schedule ASAP.

 

True story from the pressbox at one KU game.

Someone couldn't find Mangino on the sideline. Can't remember who said it, but someone was quick to point him out. "He's right there -- on the 48-, 49- and 50-yard lines."

 

That's cold. Cold, but funny.

 

How the fuck do you lose sight of Mark Mangino?

 

Put a cow costume on him. He'll pass off as a wandering Jersey cow in the middle of Kansas.

Between Fridge, Mangino, Anstutz, and Charlie, it'll take 3/4 of all of the cows in the world to fit them with leather coats. (Reference is from an FSN interview with B.F. Mangino several years ago. Dude has on a leather jacket that made him look like mylar balloon floating in front of the camera).

 

And this is the college team with fans wondering why they charge admission for newborn babies? Must be hell to pay for Mangino's food bill.