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Kansas-Toledo game

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Flip Wilson, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. CitizenTino

    CitizenTino Active Member

    That's awesome. I'm never one to use "spits water on screen, omg! lmao!", but that was pretty damn funny.
  2. Dude

    Dude Active Member

    How the fuck does that guy wipe his ass?!?! Seriously!
  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Reach his dick? Hell, he probably hasn't seen the thing since Danny Manning left town.
  4. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    If he's able to reach his dick.......imagine the effort it must take for him to hoist up his gunt to gain access to his schlong?
  5. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    KU tickets for rows 1-10 come with the disclaimer "view may be obstructed.”

    Sorry, couldn't help it.

    Honestly though ... how does he pee/screw/shit ... it's one of those terrible questions that we don't really want the answer for, but we can't help but asking. If someone goes into detail, it won't be water on my screen ... it'll be dinner.
  6. joe

    joe Active Member

    ... was a beautiful thing.
  7. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    I think Amstutz scheduled that game to look emaciated compared to Mangino. I hear the Rockets are trying to get Maryland on the schedule ASAP.
  8. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    True story from the pressbox at one KU game.

    Someone couldn't find Mangino on the sideline. Can't remember who said it, but someone was quick to point him out. "He's right there -- on the 48-, 49- and 50-yard lines."
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    That's cold. Cold, but funny.
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How the fuck do you lose sight of Mark Mangino?
  11. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    Put a cow costume on him. He'll pass off as a wandering Jersey cow in the middle of Kansas.

    Between Fridge, Mangino, Anstutz, and Charlie, it'll take 3/4 of all of the cows in the world to fit them with leather coats. (Reference is from an FSN interview with B.F. Mangino several years ago. Dude has on a leather jacket that made him look like mylar balloon floating in front of the camera).
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    And this is the college team with fans wondering why they charge admission for newborn babies? Must be hell to pay for Mangino's food bill.
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