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Kansas-Toledo game

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Flip Wilson, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    So I was watching this game tonight while feeding the baby (he turns a month old tomorrow) and a question came to mind:

    If you put the two head coaches together on a big ol' scale, what do you think you'd come up with? I'm not making fun, mind you; I'm no shrinking violet myself.


  2. Bear

    Bear New Member

    A broken scale.
  3. Walter_Sobchak

    Walter_Sobchak Active Member

    Is the KU coach's daughter still excited about that head job?
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I interviewed Tom Amstutz in his office once. I had my fingers on the 9-1-1 speed dial and was ready to dispatch emergency services to the Glass Bowl stat if need be, dude was laboring.
  5. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Mark Mangino will drown his sorrows with a steaming bowl of lard. I, too, am what Phil the Showkiller would call "fat", but I'll be damned if Mangino's head wouldn't make a hell of a bowling ball. It's perfectly round.
  6. I think the Toledo coach grows 15 inches wider each year. He was a pencil under Pinkel.
  7. kbb

    kbb Member

    Were the two coaches able to get close enough together to shake hands after the game?
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I went to interview a fat high school coach once. Dude was easily three bills. It's about 3 in the afternoon, maybe an hour before practice, and the coach says he hasn't eaten yet and asks if he can eat while we talk. I say no problem.
    We head into his office, and coach brings along a shopping bag. He sits down and pulls out a box of chicken and a 2-liter of Hawaiian Punch. As we're talking, he's devouring the chicken and taking slugs of Punch straight from the 2-liter. And the whole time he's wearing one of those "Big Daddy" T-shirts that, since this was the South in mid-August, had plenty of sweat stains.
    It took everything I had and then some to keep from laughing my ass off.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I thought the same thing last night when I got home from work.
    I thought Amstutz was fat, but Mangino... DAY-UM
  10. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    God put those two guys on earth to make Ralph Friedgen look healthy.
  11. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    The one thing I seriously thought when I saw him tonight is how the fuck does he take a whiz? I mean, that guy's stubby arms can be long enough for him to reach his dick, can they?
  12. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    When I saw the game last night, Dr. J and I realized that he weighed more than the two of us combined.

    I mean, how is he still living? Wouldn't a game like that give him a heart attack?
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