Just saw that Tom Emanski commercial and wonder...

How come HIS teams always get group photos on the front of the sports section and our team doesn't, even though our boys try equally as hard?

 

Because your boys didn't go out and get the one video that YOU should have.

 

Your boys didn't win back-to-back-to back AAU championships. Win something and we'll see about getting your boys some ink.

 

My team uses the home plate trash can.

 

And I love running posed photos on the front page. It's awesome.

 

Nothing says "my publisher is a toolbag" better.

 

Did you guys read this scoop last baseball season?

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Kansas-City-Royals.article.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49108&h=207&w=250&sz=25&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=gzuTn5d0015XjM:&tbnh=92&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtom%2Bemanski%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

 

"I don't see how trying to throw balls into a metal garbage can laid out behind home plate is going to help my defense," said Royals right fielder Reggie Sanders, who has yet to record a single outfield assist since July 12, 2005. "Tom says it will be more rewarding once I start actually getting the throws to go into the cans, but I'm beginning to think that it's impossible."

 

Sadly, I was at the game pictured.. the ticket stup says May 7, Royals at White Sox... Endy Chavez misjudged a ball so badly he jumped at the wall and the ball fell 10 feet behind him. Emansky couldn't do shit with that team.

 

I mean, the hat is still REALLY funny.

 

It was when mesh back hats were considered cheap and just went out of style.

 

OF NOTE...

On the third VHS (also available on BETA on Ebay), 19th minute...
It is where Emanski is drilling the importance of proper two-out, double-relay technique...
If you look beyond the blue mesh caps into the outfield, you can see him...