Joyce DeWitt arrested for DWI

"This BYH thinks he's funny. I'll tell you what's funny ... Helen's voracious appetite for my limp dick."

 

"21 and Boom are a couple? A COUPLE! Two men together in my building!"

(Ah yes. So many SJ Three's Company-style dopey confusion plot twists to plunder, so little time)

 

"A telephone listing was not immediately available for Ms. DeWitt??????"

Odd way to explain the fact that she gave no comment.

 

"You're right Stanley.........They should call you boys The 8-second gang"

 

This could be the greatest thread ever.

I always had a thing for Joyce DeWitt, must have been that football jersey thing she paraded around in on the show.

Story said she was nailed Sunday afternoon. Christ, had she been drinking for a week? Yikes!

 

"My heart stopped for a second when I saw this thread."

 

Come and knock on my door.

I've been drinking since noon.

Where the brewskis are mine, yes mine all mine.

Oh, crap, I've blown a point two.

 

This show was popular when I was young - I wasn't allowed to watch it but I'd sneak it when I could because, well I had a thing for both Janet Wood and Chrissy Snow.

After looking at this mug shot, my hopes and dreams and fantasies as a young boy have all been crushed - I have nothing left to believe in!!!!!

 

Anybody got updated pics of Lawna or Greedy Gretchen?

 

I'm still not coming to knock on her door anytime soon, if you catch my drift.

 

She was getting hammered for Jesus 'cause he got nailed for her!

 

Joyce DeWitt's career has gone so downhill, the Indy 500 doesn't even invite her to the parade anymore.