Journalist leaves biz to become strip club manager

Fat chicks need love, too. They just gotta pay.

Giggity.

 

And, really, admit it ... hasn't every single one of us thought about doing the same thing?

 

Yeah, this is my own personal "getting out of the business" strategy.

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Although I would guess the economic doldrums have to be hitting the strip joints too -- when disposable income goes poof, those multi-hundred-dollar jaunts to the boobie bar get a lot harder to afford.

 

So there's a Precker and Blow in the same article that talks about strip clubs. It just doesn't get any better than this.

 

Is he hiring?

 

Yeah.

Well, unless you have a problem starting off as a g-stringer.

(ducking)

 

If I had better abs, stripping would probably be plan c for me. I mean, why the hell not?

 

Now that is an idea that's clearly outside the box.

 

Maybe Terry Box and Rudolph Bush can add to this story.

 

That is one of the greatest lines in the history of the world.