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Jones, you magnificent bastard! I read your magazine!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by OnTheRiver, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    And page 102?


    Just ... wow.

    Go grab the new Esquire, kids. (It's got John Edwards on the cover)

    Flip to page 102.

    Send along a thank-you note to Jones so he can pass it to his bosses.

    Goddamn, son.
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Details for those of us waiting for our issue in the mail?
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member


    Bonafide cleavage shot.

    Tomato sauce.

  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sure it's not alfredo sauce?
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    As I said on the other thread .... Giada can whip up my sauce any time
  7. JR

    JR Active Member

    But what about Rachel Ray? :)
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Don't need alot of EVOO for her
  9. shockey

    shockey Active Member

    enjoyed the "patton" reference on the thread title, river. well done. ;D 8) ;)
  10. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    I'm kind of digging the new blonde chicky that A-Rod would like that's going to be on Food Net. Doing cocktails or something. Only saw the commercial.
  11. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Thank you, thank you, but I can take no credit for anything in the August (also, august) issue, even though I was originally assigned the Edwards cover.

    After his "people" nearly drove me to commit murder, however, it was decided prudent that I be restrained with handcuffs and a ballgag and Mike "The Ringer" Sager be brought in.

    I'm sure he's done a bang-up job, but I won't be able to bring myself to look at the issue.

    I see John Edwards, and people around me get dead.
  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I think a further explanation is warranted.
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