Jones, you magnificent bastard! I read your magazine!

And page 102?

Wow.

Just ... wow.

Go grab the new Esquire, kids. (It's got John Edwards on the cover)

Flip to page 102.

Send along a thank-you note to Jones so he can pass it to his bosses.

Goddamn, son.

 

Details for those of us waiting for our issue in the mail?

 

Giada.

Bonafide cleavage shot.

Tomato sauce.

Recipe.

 

Sure it's not alfredo sauce?

 

Nice.

 

As I said on the other thread .... Giada can whip up my sauce any time

 

But what about Rachel Ray?

 

Don't need alot of EVOO for her

 

enjoyed the "patton" reference on the thread title, river. well done. ;D 8)

 

I'm kind of digging the new blonde chicky that A-Rod would like that's going to be on Food Net. Doing cocktails or something. Only saw the commercial.

 

Thank you, thank you, but I can take no credit for anything in the August (also, august) issue, even though I was originally assigned the Edwards cover.

After his "people" nearly drove me to commit murder, however, it was decided prudent that I be restrained with handcuffs and a ballgag and Mike "The Ringer" Sager be brought in.

I'm sure he's done a bang-up job, but I won't be able to bring myself to look at the issue.

I see John Edwards, and people around me get dead.