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Jogger attacked with Mars bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Mar 6, 2008.

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  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Which one of you candy freaks are responsible for this outrage?

    http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Jogger-attacked-with-Mars-bar.3840589.jp
     
    Inky_Wretch, Mar 6, 2008
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  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I don't know. But I sure am hungry.
     
    mike311gd, Mar 6, 2008
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  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Not me.

    I only use Klondike bars for such a thing. ;)
     
    forever_town, Mar 6, 2008
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  4. rube

    rube Active Member

    Who the hell eats Mars Bars?
     
    rube, Mar 6, 2008
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  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Mikey would likely eat just about anything if he's hungry enough.

    Anything, that is, except Krispy Kremes.
     
    forever_town, Mar 6, 2008
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  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    A successful cross-thread.
     
    Chef, Mar 6, 2008
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  7. rube

    rube Active Member

    If you're going to attack someone with a candy bar, it needs to be with something hearty. Like a Snickers ... or a Whatchamacallit.
     
    rube, Mar 6, 2008
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  8. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Who wastes a Mars Bar like that? Cripes.
     
    Beaker, Mar 6, 2008
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  9. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I prefer the slow, torturous approach. Pelt 'em with Jawbreakers.
     
    forever_town, Mar 6, 2008
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  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Sue Ellen Mieske
     
    Flying Headbutt, Mar 6, 2008
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  11. rube

    rube Active Member

    Are you suggesting an "O Henry!" beating?
     
    rube, Mar 6, 2008
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  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Oh, it's on.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Mar 6, 2008
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