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Jogger attacked with Mars bar

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Which one of you candy freaks are responsible for this outrage?

    http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Jogger-attacked-with-Mars-bar.3840589.jp
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I don't know. But I sure am hungry.
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Not me.

    I only use Klondike bars for such a thing. ;)
     
  4. rube

    rube Active Member

    Who the hell eats Mars Bars?
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Mikey would likely eat just about anything if he's hungry enough.

    Anything, that is, except Krispy Kremes.
     
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    A successful cross-thread.
     
  7. rube

    rube Active Member

    If you're going to attack someone with a candy bar, it needs to be with something hearty. Like a Snickers ... or a Whatchamacallit.
     
  8. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Who wastes a Mars Bar like that? Cripes.
     
  9. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    I prefer the slow, torturous approach. Pelt 'em with Jawbreakers.
     
  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Sue Ellen Mieske
     
  11. rube

    rube Active Member

    Are you suggesting an "O Henry!" beating?
     
  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Oh, it's on.
     
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