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Jesus Is My Sweeper

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. This is going to be a huge mess at a state school.
  2. JR

    JR Active Member

    Well, assuming the kids are telling the truth and there's not another agenda, they should nail those coaches asses to the wall.
  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I bet the Apostle Paul would be a wicked good defender....John the Baptist has a ton of talent, but would be a much better goalie if he didn't spend all of his time eating the insects he found on the field.......
  4. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    St. Stephen showed he wasn't much of a goalie during his tryout.
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Jesus might as well play soccer, because everyone knows he can't hit the curveball.
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curvaball?
  7. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Bend it like JESUS!
  9. JR

    JR Active Member

    Maybe they were booted off the team because they wouldn't wear the appropriate lapel pin.

  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest


    Drop a deuce on Christ, he'll flail around up there like a much lesser deity.
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member


    I wonder why he can't hit the curveball? (Hell, table for one, please.....)
  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Not much interest in the religion aspect. Can someone find out more details about their myspace postings? :p

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