Jesus Is My Sweeper

This is going to be a huge mess at a state school.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/aztecs/20061108-9999-lz1s8fivedism.html

 

Well, assuming the kids are telling the truth and there's not another agenda, they should nail those coaches asses to the wall.

 

I bet the Apostle Paul would be a wicked good defender....John the Baptist has a ton of talent, but would be a much better goalie if he didn't spend all of his time eating the insects he found on the field.......

 

St. Stephen showed he wasn't much of a goalie during his tryout.

 

Jesus might as well play soccer, because everyone knows he can't hit the curveball.

 

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curvaball?

 

Bend it like JESUS!

 

Maybe they were booted off the team because they wouldn't wear the appropriate lapel pin.

 

Sheeee-it.

Drop a deuce on Christ, he'll flail around up there like a much lesser deity.

 

I wonder why he can't hit the curveball? (Hell, table for one, please.....)

 

Not much interest in the religion aspect. Can someone find out more details about their myspace postings?


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