Jessica, you have seen better days (DEFINITELY NSFW)

Wow ... I saw the photos. Thought, "oh my god is that some bad makeup and she looks like a tramp." Then I came back to read the comments thinking all of you would be drooling over her, and I have to say, I'm quite surprised ya'll agree.

So what color are her eyes, BTW?

 

Thanks for the confirmation, Okie.

Oh, yeah, I don't think any guy save maybe Nick is passing up on hitting Jess anytime soon.

 

Fake boobs, fake lips, fake teeth.

 

Shortly before stabbing himself in the eye with a stiletto, the designer of that dress, Roberto Cavalli, said in this week's People that Jessica looks better in some of his designs than others.

 

Are you kidding?

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/09/2007-05-09_from_pop_princess_to_pop_tart.html

 

I'm sure he did. After looking at those pics, I'd be saying the same thing.

 

Why do people care so much about this stuff?

 

Well, it was a Costume Institute gala...maybe she was trying to get in the spirit?

 

About being surprised at the reactions? No.

 

Well yeah, she looks trashy. Perhaps fallen off a little bit from her blonde and "innocent" days.

But screw it.

I'd motorboat those puppies. I'd lay into her. I'd make her pay for being attractive.

 

No, about anyone actually making it up to the eyes.