Jessica Alba on the Tonight Show

Pissing in the race suit during a five hour race because where else are you going to go? At least she doesn't know about what a couple, such as B. Allison and Stewart had to do to stay in the car and win the race...

 

Watched her on there tonight. I think she's got a gorgeous face.

 

really. did you really just leave a low-hanging apple like that and not expect me to pick it?

 

She could pretty much be wearing a dress made of cornshit and smell to high heaven of a sewer and I'd still have a very difficult time turning her down if she motioned at me with a stopwatch.

 

thank you mr. obvious.

 

BEIL!

 

Man, TP has some real issues it seems, because he's jumping on virtually every person's post here.

Tom, is this the reason you come to boards like this?

 

Well, all you male SJ members have a shot since she is newly single. She broke off her engagement to Cash Warren recently.

 

She will be mine. Oh yes - she will be mine.

 

wow dude, you really gotta stop being such a vagina.

i think byh and sxy both took the responses for what they were, and i was attacking neither nor calling either's point of view into question.

take a mydol and a nap. maybe you will wake up with balls.

 

Yes, I'm sure that Alba is going to end up with a sportswriter, especially when she sees how small our checks are and how large our waistlines are.

 

Crackers. Bed. Yeah, you know the drill.