Jenna's with child!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,410622,00.html

The short headline on the front page of Fox News.com may have been unintentional: "Jenna has a bun in the oven."

Yeah ... there's been a lot in that oven.

 

I read your title and post... figured that the recently first-daughter party animal had been sent to seed.

 

Why do you hate America, hondo?

 

My first thought was Jameson; then I thought... hmmm, if it was Jenna Bush, she hasn't been married that long has she?

 

Many happy wishes for Mr. and Mrs. Rick Astley.

 

Jeebus. They're going to have to put a large cork in her to make sure the kid doesn't slide out before he's ready.

 

I read right over that "r" between the "o" and "k" first time I read it. LOL

 

Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time she's had a huge "cork" there.

 

Anybody remember that Howard Stern episode where Jenna's dad was on? I felt nothing but sympathy for her afterward. They thought it was hilarious that he watched her movies and how he had sex with her friends when they used to come over.

Her dad is a classic example of sexualizing his daughter, only making her feel worthy because of her physical attributes. It's a form of child abuse. There's not doubt it led to her porn career. Sad.

Anway, sorry to ruin the fun, but I can't help but think about that whenever I see her.

 

My mind immediately went to Jenna Fischer. Am I the only one?

 

Oh, I do love me some Pam.

 

Mmm, indeed.