Jenna Jameson announces her retirement!

Before announcing the 'Crossover Star of the Year' at the AVN Adult Expo 2008 on Friday, Jenna Jameson officially confirmed she is retired from porn. After walking on stage to wild applause, Jenna told the crowd, "Honesty is key ... and I will never ever ever spread my legs in this industry EVER!" She was then roundly booed.

(By the way, Stormy Daniels was named 'Crossover Star of the Year'.)

Watch it here:

 

For presenting an award to someone else, she sure did love to talk about herself for nearly three minutes.

 

Everyone knew she'd lost a step in recent years. She's injury-prone, her legs are shot. She was just playing out the contract. Now she can go into porn play-by-play.

 

Only at the porn awards will a legend give a heart-felt, although self-indulged, retirement speech only to hear a chorus of boos.

 

She's 33 years old. That's like 70 in porn years.

 

I'll definitely miss Jenna Jameson. But I'll spend the next week honoring her. I will only be masturbating to her movies beginning tomorrow with "Dangerous Tides." "Dream Quest" will follow, and I'll close with "Wicked Weapon."

I'll try to hold back the tears.

 

But you'll still need plenty of tissues.

 

Well, you never know when they'll come in handy. ...

 

Dude, you are fucking hilarious

 

"Today ... I consider mine ... the luckiest cooch in the world ..."

 

Jenna was overrated. She was the John Melloncamp of pornstars IMO.
Edit: John Mellencamp even.