Jenn Sterger is now out of the running

OK, so circumstances have led me to begin scouring craigslist's job site. As I was perusing today, an ad for a topless female bartender caught my eye. Questions: So this is a legit way to find a woman to bartend topless? And this is legal? The ad:

Topless Female Bartender needed for friend's going away party. The party will consist of wealthy St.Louis area businessmen, and a few select female's. Looking for HWP female that doesn't mind mixing and serving drink's topless nothing more nothing less. Pay is quite well $500 for the 5 hrs and tips will meet or exceed that amount. Must be not only attractive but a good bartender.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/fbh/1460153714.html

 

What does HWP stand for?

 

Why? Maybe she has nice looking areola.

 

hot white prostitute?

 

Height/weight proportional.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height-weight_proportional

 

Rusty, I'd respond if I were you. $100/hour is nothing to scoff at.

 

And a few select female's ?? Female's whats? ;D

 

You really expect proper grammar from somebody who is writing that ad?

 

Are you trying to say a grammatically correct man wouldn't want a topless bartender at his party?

Because I beg to differ!

 

And I don't think Jenn Sterger's out of the running, by the way.

She'll still have boobs, guys!

 

And you would know that ... how, exactly?

 

I'm saying that this particular type of ad is a tad more likely to have such errors.