Jason London: Pants Shitter

So .... the "Fud-Ruckus Files" for people who shart themselves?

 

I also post stories about people who piss themselves.

 

Come lights out, he's in need of a serious attitude adjustment.

 

He looks how I feel some mornings.

 

I thought the seniors only beat the freshmen.

 

It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.

 

Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.

 

Well done, Jake. (Though it seems like you and Inky and I are the only ones on this thread that have seen Dazed and Confused).

 

Between the ages of 17 and 30, I sh*t myself on four occassions.

 

My significant other informed me just the other day that every man shits himself at least once in life. I had never heard that particular statistic before, and we argued about it for a few minutes. We finally consulted YG's (one) Facebook friend, and he confirmed for me that this is indeed true.

It's sad.

 

If you ever write a memoir, start it with that.

 

This post says so many things about the poster: a wild youth, a lack of shame, an unwillingness to curse but a willingness to imply cursing, a good memory, a lack of spelling ability.