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Jason Elam, author

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double Down, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    "Agent Elam! We can't defuse this football-shaped bomb! We need to get it at least 63 yards away from this children's hospital and nuclear plant, or it will explode and the terrorists will have won. Can you think of any way to help us?"

    No really, Elam wrote a spy thriller. Christians vs. Muslims. Not a joke.

    http://wonkette.com/politics/hallmarks-of-the-western-canon/broncos-kicker-ruins-jihads-good-name-with-novel-320609.php
     
  2. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Re: Jasan Elam, author

    When I was in Denver recently, the Rocky Mountain News did a big spread on Elam and his book. Here's the link:

    http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nfl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23918_5731956,00.html
     
  3. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Re: Jasan Elam, author

    WHO?
     
  4. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    My bad, Simon. Jason.

    Jason Elam, Secret Aaaaaaaaaaagent Man!
     
  5. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Funny story.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

  7. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    I'm envisioning that the secret to this guy's success is that he's living 25 hours a day ...
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Well, aren't we all? :D :D
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Let me know when Jeff Feagles' book comes out.
     
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Let me guess... Bruce Dern has already signed on to star in the movie and it involves a tricked-out Good Year Blimp armed with enough weapons to destroy the Super Bowl and make Roger Goodell shit a brick bigger than 280 Park.
     
  11. When I read the excerpt, I immediately thought of Threat Level Midnight, Michael Scott's screenplay from The Office.
     
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