James Cameron as Indiana Jones

The movie director has allegedly found Jesus' true burial site and proof Jesus fathered a child...

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/

 

I hope it's true. I'll laugh for days.

And then the sinning will begin anew.

 

I've always thought Jesus was married. It would have an exceptionally peculiar thing for a Jewish man of around 30 at the time to have been unmarried, and his being unmarried is NEVER mentioned. Surely something that off the norm would have been written about in the Bible at some point. And if he was married (to Mary Magdalane or whomever), it logically follows that he would have had children.

 

You know, that's only a blog, but I'm still kinda stunned the author called the movie "The Titanic".

 

This...this will not end well.

 

As well as: "The Da Vinci Codes'.

 

The author is, of course, TIME's Jerusalem Bureau Chief... :-\

 

DNA Tests?
Where did Cameron get a sample of Jesus' DNA to test it against?
Oh, that's right. He probably just pulled out one of his own hairs.

 

And another Canadian you guys can keep.

 

That was my exact question.

What, did the DNA glow, or turn a handful of loaves and fishes into enough food to feed thousands?

They should sell it on eBay. I'd buy some, to turn the water bottle in my fridge into sweet wine.

 

I read about this earlier today. It's been known about for a while. The story I read is here:

www.theglobeandmail.com

 

This will really, really, REALLY not end well....