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J. Lo? How about J. Ho?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Nov 22, 2006.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Porn star Jasmine Byrne, who's billed as a Jennifer Lopez lookalike, will star in a new X-rated flick called "Jenny On The C***." (think of a synonym for "rooster" which rhymes with "block")

    The title is taken from J. Lo's farcical hit song "Jenny From The Block." According to this link, Ms. Byrne's character will be "a sex-mad character called J. Ho."

    Naturally, Ms. Lopez is affronted by all this. Which makes the film a must-see. :D

    Judge for yourself how much or how little Ms. Byrne (right), whose previous films apparently include "Britney Rears 3," resembles Ms. Lopez (left).

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Nothing will ever compare to the original Britney Rears.
  3. markvid

    markvid Guest

    My favorite porn titles of all time:

    Riding Miss Daisy

    Shaving Ryan's Privates
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    i'd hit it
  5. Bubba Fett

    Bubba Fett Active Member

    Looks more like Karyn Parsons.

  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Boots' favorite porn was 'Sh*t me, baby, one more time.'
  7. stevenash

    stevenash Member

    they look nothing a like
  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I think the one on the right was a man, baby.
  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Yuck...the only thing similar between her and JLo is that they're both chicks...I think.
  10. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    Mr. Holland's Anus, if you like gay porn. Tea Bagger Vance was good, too. And let's not forget about Lawrence Of A Labia.
  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    You forgot Romancing the Bone.
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