J. Lo? How about J. Ho?

Porn star Jasmine Byrne, who's billed as a Jennifer Lopez lookalike, will star in a new X-rated flick called "Jenny On The C***." (think of a synonym for "rooster" which rhymes with "block")

The title is taken from J. Lo's farcical hit song "Jenny From The Block." According to this link, Ms. Byrne's character will be "a sex-mad character called J. Ho."

Naturally, Ms. Lopez is affronted by all this. Which makes the film a must-see.

Judge for yourself how much or how little Ms. Byrne (right), whose previous films apparently include "Britney Rears 3," resembles Ms. Lopez (left).

 

Nothing will ever compare to the original Britney Rears.

 

My favorite porn titles of all time:

Riding Miss Daisy

Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

i'd hit it

 

Broadcast Nudes

 

Looks more like Karyn Parsons.

 

Boots' favorite porn was 'Sh*t me, baby, one more time.'

 

they look nothing a like

 

I think the one on the right was a man, baby.

 

Yuck...the only thing similar between her and JLo is that they're both chicks...I think.

 

Mr. Holland's Anus, if you like gay porn. Tea Bagger Vance was good, too. And let's not forget about Lawrence Of A Labia.

 

You forgot Romancing the Bone.