I've reached a very important decision in my life

If I ever meet that proverbial "Miss Right" and get married (LMFAO!*snort*) I'm not giving her an engagement ring. Nah, none of that hokey, traditional shit. What she'll get instead are printer toner cartridges, and since she's my dream woman, she'll love me even more because:

(a) the toner cartridges cost more than a diamond ring.
(b) the toner cartridges are more useful than the diamond ring.
(c) I'm saving her life since she too probably has a printer on her desk at home that's been dead for months.

Bumping around Office Max this week and figured I'd finally picked some up. $60?? The damn printer isn't even worth that. Why doe these things cost more than a pre-owned Oldsmobile?

 

It's Bush's fault, apparently.

 

Hey, three bags, aren't you the one complaining that enough is enough?

 

Assuming you mean ink cartridges and not toner, yeah, it is expensive:

"HP Ink Costs More Than Human Blood, Booze"

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/peripherals/hp-ink-costs-more-than-human-blood-booze-212444.php

 

No, it's Bill Gates' fault. We need more printer ink, bitch.

 

Now, why'd you have to go and call me a bitch?

 

Give away the razor, sell the blades...

 

And people say romance is dead.