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I've reached a very important decision in my life

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Dec 31, 2006.

  1. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    If I ever meet that proverbial "Miss Right" and get married (LMFAO!*snort*) I'm not giving her an engagement ring. Nah, none of that hokey, traditional shit. What she'll get instead are printer toner cartridges, and since she's my dream woman, she'll love me even more because:

    (a) the toner cartridges cost more than a diamond ring.
    (b) the toner cartridges are more useful than the diamond ring.
    (c) I'm saving her life since she too probably has a printer on her desk at home that's been dead for months.

    Bumping around Office Max this week and figured I'd finally picked some up. $60?? The damn printer isn't even worth that. Why doe these things cost more than a pre-owned Oldsmobile?
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    It's Bush's fault, apparently.
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Hey, three bags, aren't you the one complaining that enough is enough?
  4. ARD

    ARD Member

    Assuming you mean ink cartridges and not toner, yeah, it is expensive:

    "HP Ink Costs More Than Human Blood, Booze"

  5. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    No, it's Bill Gates' fault. We need more printer ink, bitch.
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Now, why'd you have to go and call me a bitch?
  7. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Give away the razor, sell the blades...
  8. And people say romance is dead.
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