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I've got a bat ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by beanpole, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    ... in my bedroom. Happily hanging from the curtain rod over the bed.

    I walked in there with a baseball bat, a broom and wearing leather gloves, but the damned thing just creeps me out. I couldn't bring myself to get within five feet of it.

    Naturally, the local 24-hour extermination service hasn't called back for three hours. Any suggestions from the SportsJournalists.com community on how to deal with this little adventure? ???
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Go in there with a damn blanket, grab it and take it outside, you pansy.
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I'd use the broom, that is how I got rid of the tarantula problem I had last summer.
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Shop vac that fucker, take the vac outside, and blow him out.

    Seen my mother do it before.
  5. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

  6. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    I'd do it like this, I'd do it like that, I'd do it with a wiffle ball bat.
  7. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    Mice I can deal with. But I hate little fuckers that can fly. Ugh.
  8. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Whatever you do, wear the heaviest gloves and clothes you have in case it goes after you.
    You get bit, you gots issues.
    I'd wait and let a pro do it.
  9. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Shut the door and sleep on the couch.
  10. joe

    joe Active Member

    Pellet gun.
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'm telling you, open the window as wide as you can, then go after the thing with a heavy blanket. You'll either catch it or chase it out the window.
    It's not that complicated.
  12. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    How did it get into your house? That is what would freak me out. Maybe there are more or it is having babies in your attic.
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