I've got a bad haircut, but Barry Melrose has one 100000x worse

My goodness. Watching his "hair styling" is like watching the 1996 NY Jets: Just when you think it can't get any worse, just when you think there is nowhere to go but up, just when you think things will improve by accident...things get worse. Much much worse.

The mullet appears to have blonde streaks in the back. That goes along with the gray and black top and sides and the salt-and-pepper goatee. I haven't seen a guy this disasterous looking since I attended a wedding in upstate Deliverance, NY a few years ago.

I figure he's got to be in on the joke, that he sports a god-awful mullet to slyly acknowledge that the only thing more dated than his haircut is the sport he covers (hi Sportschick!). And I appreciate the guy's passion for a sport ESPN doesn't televise and a sport nobody gives a crap about.

But even that doesn't excuse the train wreck atop his head. Please, Barry, get a fuckin haircut. I even have a hairdresser I can recommend.

 

Hey, that head of hair is a member of the Mullet Hall Of Fame! He has to keep it now.

 

BYH = Dead. To. Me.

 

That declaration will last only eight seconds.

 

Whoever the singer was to the opening of NBC's Sunday Night Football (I think it was Gwen Stefani) definitely had a form of a mullet going. It was shaved on the sides and pulled back in a ponytail. If it was Stefani, then that is an all-time low for such a hot woman.

 

Pink.

 

Either way, the song blows hard.

 

Here. A makeup gift from me:



;D ;D <-----------dickhead!!!!

 

It's just you.

Pink looks like she's angling for the lead role in the Wendy O. Williams biopic in that picture. I see her and I think of her pulling my scrotum over my head. Painfully.

 

Aaaaannnd?



OH! You mean you don't enjoy...right.

 

Close to earning my undying hatred in addition to being a dickhead

 

He also wears such awful suits it almost has to be on purpose.

There was a lavendar, pinstriped number early this season. It was horrendous.