"It's the most wonderful time.....of the year!".....

Yeah, and it's like "Honey, we forgot something about yesterday" won't work. But if WE forget Valentine's Day, we get into the doghouse...

 

Oh Lord help us all if we forget the V-Day. We forget that, we're not seeing the V for quite a while.

 

Next Valentines, buy a carton of strawberries and then get the grocer to help you find the microwaveable chocolate to dip them in. It's dead easy - put the chocolate in a bowl, melt it, dip the berries, lay them on a plate to dry and harden in the refrigerator. This works best if it is a surprise, so do it on the sly. Then either bring them in to her or just leave them in the fridge to be found, depending on the time of day and schedules. Cheap and effective, plus you get extra credit for doing it yourself instead of buying them somewhere.

 

Anyone had any luck with pastrami?

 

Instead of steak?......

 

I think he's asking if anyone has fucked pastrami.

 

At least we still have yurts.

 

Trump honored it by eating a well done steak with ketchup and then giving himself a blow job.

 

I hear it's the most sensual of all the cured meats.

 

Jerramy Stevens has, but I don't think he posts here.

 

Believe head cheese would be a more appropriate cold cut....