It's not quite the George Bushes Christmas portrait, but...

I didn't notice she had feet.

 

Let it be said again: His daughter's friggin hot.

I love how he's the one behind her, with his hands gently yet firmly placed atop her shoulders. Behind that smile he's thinking "You'll leave this house when they pry my cold dead hands off you."

 

I thought that was the family Al Bundy saw in the Christmas episode where he was shown what his family would be like if he was never born (Peg cooking and cleaning, Kelly a straight-A student and virgin, Bud not a creep, etc and Ted McGinley, before he played Jefferson, as the husband).

 

Was that the one with Sam Kinison as the Ghost of Christmas Past? That was HILARIOUS.

 

I also don't like the shoes, but how can you say the skirt doesn't do anything for her when she is sitting? It shows off her long, lovely legs.

 

A normal-length skirt would be more flattering for her legs, IMO.

 

She was wearing shoes in that photo? Didn't even see 'em.

 

I think those legs would look good in snow pants.

 

Those legs would look best wrapped around my head.

 

To be honest, that would ruin the view for me...

 

What's the excuse for the old lady?

 

Well, for starters, she's recovering from breast cancer, you stupid fuck.


As for the daughter, I just hope that skirt isn't from WalMart.