Its more of a SHELBYVILLE idea

http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20120808/NEWS06/120808008

She's probably also molested students in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, too.

 

I would.

 

Not even close to a 6.

 

There ain't no child molestation and there never was!

 

We had to say "Dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "molestation."

I was wearing a purple onion on my belt, as was the style at the time.

 

This embiggins the best of us.

 

Give me five bees for a quarter, we used to say.

 

Didn't we have another Shelbyville, Indiana entry only about a month or two ago? That town's making a strong push for Poin Files Community of the Year.

 

The fire hydrants are yellow there, that's all I got.

 

She doesn't embiggen me.

 

I call the big one Bitey.

 

Teacher: "But you said if I gave you head you wouldn't tell the cops!"

Student: "Duff Man says a lot of things!"