It's just not fair...

I respect rotting in hell for that.

As for tattling to Rosie, it was a preemptive grounding. Besides Zeke, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now is that the tale you want to tell?

 

That's it! I don't want to hear another word. Both you two get to your rooms right now and I don't want to hear another peep out of you!

I don't care who started it, I'm ending it. Now.

The longer my email remains down, the crabbier I'm getting.

Kids! Gheesh!

 

Oh no you didn't, Doc...

 

I'm already in my room, but since Doc's post, I think I'm going to open my door and go outside and play because Rosie obviously has someone else to occupy her time

 

Now you want some, Doc?

Aren't you a Cubs fan?

What's your prediction on Prior's record in simulated games this summer?

 

About the same as Liriano's the rest of his career.

 

1987.

Oh, and 1991.



Bitch.

 

Slappy, you get back in your room, RIGHT NOW!!!

Doc, you are so grounded you are not going to see the light of day until you're 85 years old!

Zeke, why don't you come sit at the table and have some of these fresh-baked Christmas cookies and a nice big glass of milk.

 

That was just a low blow.

 

Rosie, I'm telling you. He will NOT stay in his room. I keep trying to make him, but he's not having any of it.

 

Sounds good. Can we put on the highlight video from one of Minnesota's recent division-champion seasons?