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It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out by a dinner roll

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Woman sues restaurant which throws rolls to you after a roll practically knocks her eye out.


    We had a workshop at work once where the leader threw marshmallows at everyone and said it relieves stress, no one ever gets hurt by a marshmallow. She had barely finished her sentence before a marshamallow thrown back at her decked her in the eye and caused her to nearly keel over. Turned out she had recently had eye surgery. Fortunately it just caused a little pain and she continued. I do not know if she still throws marshmallows.
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wish that were on YouTube.
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Also, I wonder if any female pornstars have ever filed suit for getting hit in the eye.
  4. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    Throwed loads?
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That reminds me of a story, I think it was told on here years ago, although I could be mistaken, of the newspaper editor who wanted two of the male staffers to volunteer to have the police taze them, then write about the experience.

    Nobody volunteered and the editor flipped out, questioning everyone's dedication to the paper. Eventually, someone spoke up and asked why the editor wasn't volunteering himself, which ended the discussion, for all intents and purposes.
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    When I was in high school, in Algebra II class, in between reading my surfing magazines and daydreaming, I decided to try to make a cross-classroom shot into the wastebasket. Girl in the front left corner of the room had her head down facing toward me (in the back against the opposite wall). I was a bit off target and pegged her right in her closed eye. She let out a scream like I had not heard before or since. All I got.
  7. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Went to college with a girl who took a load in the face, burned her cornea.
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  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I saw the thread title and my first thought was something must have happened at Lambert's.
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Now that's a #hottake
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  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

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  11. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    Why am I not shocked you posted this, my brother??? :cool:
  12. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Was there ever any doubt?
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