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It's 5-7-5, dammit!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, May 14, 2006.

  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I figured I'd start this in honor of National Haiku Month (thanks, Ilk of Zeke).

    Great Tom Emanski
    Your videos get results
    Fred McGriff says so.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    champions, or so Tom says
    get better unis
  3. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    The kid in center
    throws the ball toward the plate
    and in the trash can
  4. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Baseball defense tapes?
    Not as good as those Tom House
    pitching videos

    Nolan sure agrees
    all of Tom's pitching theories
    helps longevity
  5. Hockeyscribe

    Hockeyscribe Member

    Thomas Emanski
    Baseball video savior
    No one buys your tapes
  6. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I always wondered
    if all of those fine students
    made their travel team
  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Tom House emphasized:
    Throw footballs to build arm strength
    ... But his QBs sucked.
  8. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Does Tom know pitching?
    His biggest play was catching
    Aaron's home-run ball
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hank steps to the plate
    BYH craps his diaper
    Dad: "It won't happen."

    Heads to change junior
    Aaron launches seven one five
    My dad still hates me
  10. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Downing threw the pitch
    Milo Hamilton called it
    That ball went bye-bye

    Time for me to go
    Unless I come back to write
    about Hit-A-Way
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Non-haiku jack...can you imagine the fear that went thru Hank's head when those guys slapped him on the back? He'd gotten all sorts of racist death threat bullshit in the mail. For a split second, he probably thought a couple loons were going to off him before he made the HR official.

    There was some special about Hank a few years ago in which one of the back-slappers was interviewed. The other declined an interview request.

    Maybe if Bonds gets to 756, someone can serve him with a summons as he trots between second and third.
  12. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Emanski doesn't
    Need haikus or fancy schmucks
    Pimping his cool shit
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