It runs in the (Spears) family...

TP: laugh, laugh
Mrs. Petty: what?
TP: oh i just read a funny post.
Mrs. Petty: about what?
TP: (explains thread then reads zeke's post) laugh, giggle, laugh.
Mrs. Petty: whaaaa?
TP: (explains the meaning of ATM) giggle, laugh, giggle.
Mrs. Petty: good god. that is disgusting.

 

Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely'

TUESDAY DECEMBER 18, 2007 10:15 PM EST

By Marisa Laudadio


Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.


http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html

 

Good timing!

 

And while you're in the clapping mood, give it up for my band...Sexual Chocolate.

Sexual Chocolate...they play so fine don't you agree?

 

Can't imagine why? Maybe she forgot the chapter on... oh... birth control?

 

I can't even tell you how much I'm getting a kick out of this story. And her comment about 'teenagers should wait' was just icing on the cake. Oh, this is awesome.

 

Abstinence education continues to kick fucking ass!

 

"My sister ain't pregnant!" Britney proclaims. "Whatever!"

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_denies_jamie_lynns_pregnancy-12182007.php

 

it looks like she's working on growing a goat in that one photo ... on her face.

 

I was just commenting the other day on what a better role model JLS is than her sister. If she skips the going off the deep end stage, she'll still be better, but not someone I'd want her audience looking up to.

 

You know, not everyone can pull off the trailer-park-skank-visits-London-in-the-mid-60s look.

 

If he'd made a map of it instead, she wouldn't be in this situation.