It runs in the (Spears) family...

Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.

 

We've got to pray a lot harder. (really obscure reference)

 

Let's just hope she remembers to wear underwear in public after she gives birth.

 

Let's give it up for Jackson Heights' own: Randy Watson!

 

At least her baby's daddy is a good Christian boy, and not some paint-huffing, heavy-metal listening Satan worshipper who sleeps in on Sunday morning.

 

Talking about parents who just didn't do shit right. Damn!

 

A mental picture that only an icepick to the temple will get rid of..

 

It's a brilliant career move for Jamie Lynn...now she can star in:

Juno -- The Reality Show.

Actually, I once went with her brother and momma to Parkland Academy in McComb, MS, to watch Jamie Lynn play volleyball a couple of years back and then we all drove to their home in Kentwood together -- and even then JLS was the adult in the family...she was asking her mom details about getting their kitchen repaired. I remember it well because I thought at the time that JLS was mature -- and she was in the 8th grade!

I guess it turns out I was both right AND wrong. She at least THINKS of herself as mature.

 

She's always said she wants to be bigger than her sister; never specified which way

 

If there's another Spears daughter, here's betting she's going to Aruba for a senior trip.

 

Maybe Jamie Lynn and her baby could both be put up for adoption as a package deal. They'd both be better off.

 

Shotgun wedding! (clap clap clap clap clap) Shotgun wedding! (clap clap clap clap clap)