Israel Should Be in Germany

Putting it in Arizona would just piss off the Mexicans who are claiming it for themselves.

 

How bout in Canada? They've got plenty of extra space going to little use. And the Israelis could be just the guys to teach those lazy laid back layabouts up there how to "want it more." [Whitlock]

 

That'd work. If Nunavut can be its own province, surely we can find a few thousand square miles in the Yukon for Israel.

 

We can put it in California. We'll rename it Otisburg.

 

Man power shortage in Alberta, we can use all the able bodies as possible ...