Isn't this what got Jimmy the Greek fired?

Too easy, right Reggie? ...

Blacks are gifted at worship and celebration.
"If you go to a black church, you see people jumping up and down because they really get into it."

Whites are good at organization.
"You guys do a good job of building businesses and things of that nature, and you know how to tap into money."

Hispanics are gifted in family structure
"You can see a Hispanic person, and they can put 20, 30 people in one home."

The Japanese and other Asians are inventive, and "can turn a television into a watch."

Indians are gifted in spirituality.

 

The Canadian/hockey example isn't really the same thing. Considering the relatively small percentage of the world that actually plays hockey or takes it seriously (sorry, puckheads, but it's true) compared to Canada, there's nothing strikingly disproportionate or statistically inexplicable in relation to its population there.

The Kenyan distance runner thing is a good comparison, though, and similarly baffling.

And the Brits and Irish? Gotta be a genetic gift, no other explanation...

 

I wonder how faster these guys would be if they had Tiger's blood to go with their special genes?
#Winning

 

Now for my next impression ... Jesse Owens.

 

The French and Italians duking it out over who are the best chefs and best lovers.