Is this worse than snakes on a plane?

You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. These passengers have to be taken to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

Then the Captain got on the loud speaker and proudly said "Feel the burn!"

 

Classic.

 

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

Well, what do you know, Spots is a boy dog.

 

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

Wait until the shit hits the fan!

 

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

Well blow me down.

 

Departing from the new theme for a moment:
Bet that plane smelled lovely...

You may now return to your threadjack.

Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive...

 

We're gonna die. We're gonna die.

 

I'm tired of all these mutha-f***ing viruses on this mutha-f***ing plane.