Is there no shame anymore?

It's OK only if you lick yourself after.

 

is it possible to do both at the same time?

 

She's a meticulous scooper?

I used to use an old soup label for picking it up in my own backyard. I mean, my God ... I don't know what is put in his food, but my dog's shit stinks.

 

You gotta get you a blumpkin, my friend.

 

Please use the closet. It's the polite thing to do.

 

ok, i just looked that up on urban dictionary and that's just about as wrong as wrong gets. i feel dirty just reading the definition.

 

My dog doesn't crap anywhere but my backyard, where it's promptly (well sometime) picked up by OTD Jr.

 

Haha no. She uses weird, goofy, playful words to describe his shit. I'm almost sure she's called 'em boom booms.

She's fairly meticulous...always brings a sandwich bag that she wraps around her hand before she picks up his business. I don't think I could use an old kitchen utensil--I'd be spooning out some sauce and thinking, hey, I used the older version of this to scoop up dog shit--but man, using a sandwich bag is disgusting.

My wife and I had to take care of my sister's dog earlier this summer, when she was on vacation and we were helping my mom out after surgery, and geez, does that dog shit a lot. I'd have to walk home feeling the shit thru that damn sandwich bag. I washed my hands a lot that week. A lot.

So anyway, cats rule.

 

Another manly statement from BYH.

 

Now, imagine for a moment how much shit could come out of dog the size of Shep.

 

Or at least a shirt with its logo.

 

Jesus, some people are just pricks.