Is Sarah Palin Running For President

She doesn't want to be president. She wants attention. Attention leads to money.

She should be able to milk this for at least eight more years.

 

Her value to Playboy goes up but it's a short shelf life.

 

Considering Playboy has featured the sister of the guy who fathered Palin's grandchild, they'd probably break the bank for anyone actually named Palin.

 

I'm just wondering, if you get elected president, can you quit halfway through the term if you, um, get bored with the whole mess?

 

She is never, ever, ever going to run for president. Never.

 

I'm still weirded out by the fact that a woman can be a Republican.

Totally thought that was impossible.

 

It speaks to their intellectual level, that's for sure.

 

I would guess the GOP would gladly rewrite the membership standards to exclude her.

 

Sure.

 

Underestimating one's political opponent is never wise.

 

You're quite the little exaggerator, aren't you?