Is It Wrong to Avoid Handing Out Halloween Candy??

Little bastards are worse than telemarketers.

 

There should be no reason for a parent to go to the door with a kid who is older than 3.

 

Yeah. Most of the time, I hate kids. All of them. YES, EVEN YOURS, WHICH IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE MOST ADORABLE KID ON THE PLANET!!!!!

But I do make an exception for Halloween, at least recently. Maybe because I get to use a fog machine and turn it into a drinking event.

Starting Friday, though, all kids are back to being evil.

 

You run your mouth but still manage to post on every thread I start.
Kind of like egging my house on Halloween night.

 

I'd say 3/4 of the kids who show up at my door are the ones with no costume, almost some facial hair, and a Kroger plastic bag. But in my neighborhood, you don't piss off the teens. So candy it is!

 

We've found Fart -- he is a woman in North Dakota who is handing out letters that say your kid is too fat to get any candy.

http://www.valleynewslive.com/story/23823811/woman-handing-out-letters-not-halloween-candy

 

*coughs*

 

Awesome.

 

I'll be working. No one will stop by the desk.

If one chooses to view it this way, problem solved.

 

Plans are still up in there air, but I *think* my 4-year-old son and I are going trick-or-treating for the first time. We'll see how he likes it.

 

I've lived in high rise buildings with few kids for the last 20+ years. I've only ever had one trick or treater - an infant. The kid was in costume and very cute but too young for candy. Obviously the mom was going to eat it. What a scam.