Is it just me or am I the only one who wants to know ...

Sirs, Madames,

Yes. I had a dream last night about this guy. For a while I had a thing about getting Lou Dobbs to read one of my letters on air but now I just want to know about the Rev Lovegood (or whoever posted that, uh, whatever it is). I started to go through it to see if there was a coded message. Zodiac? I dunno. Could be.

YHS, etc

 

Read every tenth letter and learn the eternal secrets of the all-seeing mystical eye.

 

Damn that LBSE! He should have used the boldface function!

 

Can this be the thread where I say that I went into Best Buy twice in the past five days and bought nothing either time? Because if it is, I want to say I find that it to be a disturbing development when none of the consumer goods Best Buy has to offer excites me.

 

Mr Username

5/2 = 0 ... C.U. @ B.B. ... consumer satisfaction = 0

There's something there, for sure. Did you see the Rev J.L. behind the cash?

Spam threadjack? Dadaist classic post? UFO (unidentified foof object)? Acid flashback?

All of the above?

YHS, etc

 

My brain hurts.

 

Phantom pain is a curious phenomenon.

 

Is good joke, yes.

 

Strong with the force you are, young padawan.

 

Sirs, Madames,

A Bedeviled Revered Goo John = Reverend Jebediah Lovegood ... not quite played backward, but sideways.

Googled the name, came up with:

Searching the jerks...
blondie, chuck berry, reverend horton heat, going to shows, records, .... tilt, 28 days, skulker, cheapshot, frenzal rhomb, jebediah, one dollar short, ...
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Everything but "turn me on dead man"

YHS, etc

 

The breath of my feline pet has the distinct aroma of the vittles intended for that very feline.