Iowans can't handle their liquor

Wisconsin sucks; Indiana swallows.

 

The acronymical thing is impressive but it's a long way to go for something that would be just as well done by calling it Illinausea.

 

Not an acronym. Fail.

I can't argue with this.

 

I've taken two shots of Everclear in my life, though I've also had it mixed with Gatorade where it tastes surprisingly good.

But shots? It honestly feels like you're drinking fire.

 

Everclear is the nectar of the gods.

Not.

But drink more than a shot of it and you'll think it.