Iowa Caucus running thread

Yeah, a big scary violent neeegro with an ominous-mooslim-sounding name. We want our countree back.

But first we have to blow the Dog Whistle.

 

Tebow and Bachmann?

Both scare the shit out of me.
Both should have been aborted.


(last one's a joke, folks.)

 

And funny too!

 

Here's a desert called a Santorum - Rice Krispie Squares but made with Cocoa Pebbles instead. Marshmellowy, chocolaty, sticky and almost frothy. I bet it would be tasty but would you want to put something called "Santorum" into your mouth?

 

Can you show me on the map where the Santorum Desert is? Or is it too small since you can fit it in your mouth?

/Roll Tide

 

Desert and dessert always trip me up. It's like a mental block.

 

CNN Entrance Poll Claims: Paul 24%, Romney 23% Santorum in third place. , Fox News has just projected that GOP candidate Michele Bachmann will come in last in Iowa.

 

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

 

Always thought it was "About" to play off the "out"

 

18% Reporting

Paul 4,440 25%
Santorum 4,292 24%
Romney 4,183 23%
Gingrich 2,460 14%
Perry 1,817 10%
Bachmann 1,096 6%
Huntsman 126 <1%
Cain 7 <1%



http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2012/iowa-caucus-jan-3

 

24% Reporting

Santorum 6,067 24%
Romney 6,060 24%
Paul 6,018 24%
Gingrich 3,502 14%
Perry 2,733 11%
Bachmann 1,553 6%
Huntsman 165 <1%
Cain 10 <1%