Internet porn star missing, presumed dead

She died doing what she loved. [/another SportsJournalists.com groaner]

 

That's one of my favorite t-shirts from that site.

Behind the "every time you see a rainbow" one and the "Thousands of my unborn children" one.

 

"Jesus did it for the chicks" is a classic.

 

The unborn children one is unreal. I like Ob-Gyn Kenobi.

 

They always have to come up with these snappy names for porn stars, like Zoey Zane. You never see a porn star with a name like Gladys Schlump. In this case, Emily Sander didn't even need to change her name; it was perfectly good for the biz.
And would have even been better if she tacked the "s" onto her last name. [/ buckdub]

 

This post so overflows with snarkiness, cynicism and plain ol' nastiness.

In other words, it is SportsJournalists.com in 50 words.

And it made me laugh. Every last word.

 

Beej, if you can't bring the mastery of the quote function, don't bring anything.

And buckdub, that was her name as a prep soccer player.

 

I'm willing to bet, with all the family dysfunction, that in about 12 years there's going to be a porn star named LinZee.

 

Ouch.

 

UPDATE: Her site has turned into a wanted poster

http://www.zoeyzane.com/